- - Pozne http://www.pozne.ro --- Te tii de Pozne ? Thu, 28 Jan 2010 17:12:02 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 en iPad - mic si subtire :) http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/28/ipad-mic-si-subtire/ http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/28/ipad-mic-si-subtire/#comments Thu, 28 Jan 2010 17:12:02 +0000 admin http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/28/ipad-mic-si-subtire/ Da, iPad este mic, uşor şi subţire. Dar poţi să înoţi cu el?

]]> http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/28/ipad-mic-si-subtire/feed/ iPad - Like a tampon, only useless http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/28/ipad-like-a-tampon-only-useless/ http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/28/ipad-like-a-tampon-only-useless/#comments Thu, 28 Jan 2010 17:10:02 +0000 admin http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/28/ipad-like-a-tampon-only-useless/ Ipad Tampon

]]> http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/28/ipad-like-a-tampon-only-useless/feed/ Les premières élections de type soviétique http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/25/les-premieres-elections-de-type-sovietique/ http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/25/les-premieres-elections-de-type-sovietique/#comments Mon, 25 Jan 2010 19:35:50 +0000 admin http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/25/les-premieres-elections-de-type-sovietique/ Les premières élections de type soviétique ont eu lieu quand Dieu a présenté Eve à Adam en lui disant de se choisir une femme :)

(Primele alegeri de tip sovietic au avut loc cand Dumnezeu i-a prezentat lui adam pe Eva, spunandu-i sa isi aleaga o femeie =))

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]]> http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/22/locul-potrivit/feed/ Best Pickup Lines http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/22/best-pickup-lines/ http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/22/best-pickup-lines/#comments Fri, 22 Jan 2010 11:55:23 +0000 admin http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/22/best-pickup-lines/ Special pentru studentii de la Automatica. Copii, cu frazele din astea chiar aveti o sansa sa agatati :)

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]]> http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/21/nadal-will-you-marry-me/feed/ Connan O’Bryan presents the Bugatti Veyron mouse - car http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/21/connan-obryan-presents-the-bugatti-veyron-mouse-car/ http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/21/connan-obryan-presents-the-bugatti-veyron-mouse-car/#comments Thu, 21 Jan 2010 12:17:19 +0000 admin http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/21/connan-obryan-presents-the-bugatti-veyron-mouse-car/

I really don’t understand his joke. Is it quitting NBC and he wants to get fired ? Why not send the money to help kids in Haiti ?

]]> http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/21/connan-obryan-presents-the-bugatti-veyron-mouse-car/feed/ De ce a pierdut Junior alegerile ? http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/18/de-ce-a-pierdut-junior-alegerile/ http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/18/de-ce-a-pierdut-junior-alegerile/#comments Mon, 18 Jan 2010 15:45:03 +0000 admin http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/18/de-ce-a-pierdut-junior-alegerile/ Reporter  : “De ce a pierdut Junior alegerile ?”

Prigoana Senior : ”I-am zis: Ia-ţi, măi, cravată violet! El, nimic: Batman, Batman! Ce să îi fac?!”


]]> http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/18/de-ce-a-pierdut-junior-alegerile/feed/ Caine prost :) http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/17/caine-prost/ http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/17/caine-prost/#comments Sun, 17 Jan 2010 20:32:32 +0000 admin http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/17/caine-prost/ Un individ cu un caine intra intr-un bar. Comanda o bere si zice:

- Am un caine foarte destept! Dupa cateva minute:

- Cainele meu este cel mai inteligent! Lumea din jur se uita deja urat la el. Paharul s-a umplut de tot cand el iar afirma:

- Cainele meu vorbeste!

- Dar, bine, omule, ne crezi tampiti?! Cum sa vorbeasca un animal?

- Hai sa facem pariu! Voi imi puneti o intrebare si daca nu raspunde ma scoateti de aici in suturi, dar daca raspunde, faceti cinste !

- Bine, ma! Ia sa vedem!

- Ma animalule, cum se cheama chestia aia din piele cu care tii calul?!

Cainele se uita in ochii lor si spune:

- Ham!

- Asta a fost un latrat! Si-l scot in suturi pe individ afara.

Cainele se duce docil dupa el si-l intreaba:

- Trebuia sa fi spus capastru?

]]> http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/17/caine-prost/feed/ “With great power comes great responsibility” http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/14/with-great-power-comes-great-responsibility/ http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/14/with-great-power-comes-great-responsibility/#comments Thu, 14 Jan 2010 15:47:44 +0000 admin http://www.pozne.ro/2010/01/14/with-great-power-comes-great-responsibility/ Someone once said “With great power comes great responsibility” - it was either Spiderman or Franklin D Roosevelt depending on how old you are

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