DEAR ABBY: I’ve been going steady with this man for six years. We see each other every night. He says he loves me, and I know I love him, but he never mentions marriage. Do you think he’s going out with me just for what he can get?
GERTIE
DEAR GERTIE: I don’t know. What’s he getting?
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DEAR ABBY: Our son was married in January. Five months later his wife had a ten-pound baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me, can a baby this big be that early?
WONDERING
DEAR WONDERING: The baby was on time, the wedding was late.
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DEAR ABBY: I know boys will be boys, but my ‘boy’ is seventy-three and he’s still chasing women. Any suggestions?
ANNIE
DEAR ANNIE: Don’t worry. My dog has been chasing cars for years, but if he ever caught one, he wouldn’t know what to do with it.
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DEAR ABBY: I am forty-four years old and I would like to meet a man my age with no bad habits.
Signed, ROSE
DEAR ROSE: So would I.
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DEAR ABBY: What’s the difference between a wife and a mistress?
Signer, BESS
DEAR BESS: Night and Day.
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I : Este adevarat ca Funar are sange de ungur?
R: Da, pe capota masinii.
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- Care este deosebirea dintre un elvetian bogat si unul sarac?
- Cel sarac îsi conduce singur Mercedesul.
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Intrebare: Ce-i alba si are 30 cm ?
Raspuns: nimic,toata lumea stie ca, daca are 30 cm , este neagra !
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Cum se numeste un barbat inteligent, sensibil si frumos ?
R 1 . Un zvon.
R 2 . Homosexual
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I. Ce e un salariu?
R. Un fel de menstruatie: il astepti o luna si trece dupa trei zile …
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